Which Famous Person Is Most Likely to Be A Secret Opponaut?

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09/30/2014 at 10:46 • Filed to: None

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My money's on Musk, with Bob Lutz in second place. What say you, Oppo?


DISCUSSION (25)


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > PS9
09/30/2014 at 10:48

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I thought lutx was on oppo/jalopnik...or maybe i'm thinking of a different one.


Kinja'd!!! Diesel > PS9
09/30/2014 at 10:48

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Jay Leno, come on man! Super secret would be Mark Webber.


Kinja'd!!! Tom McParland > PS9
09/30/2014 at 10:48

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I bet Ralph Gilles lurks around here...that dude is awesome.


Kinja'd!!! mcseanerson > PS9
09/30/2014 at 10:49

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No on Lutz, maybe on Musk.

My money is on C.J. Wilson or Patrick Dempsey. If you ever see shots of him standing around on set waiting to shoot he's always on his phone.


Kinja'd!!! Moves-Like-Senna > PS9
09/30/2014 at 10:50

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Me


Kinja'd!!! CAR_IS_MI > PS9
09/30/2014 at 10:51

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This guy


Kinja'd!!! Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > PS9
09/30/2014 at 10:52

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Sasha Grey.

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Kinja'd!!! BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. > PS9
09/30/2014 at 10:52

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I could see Jay Leno reading Jalopnik, but not Oppositelock. Maybe Jerry Seinfeld.


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > PS9
09/30/2014 at 10:52

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Ralph Gilles

John Hennessey

Jay Leno!!!!!

...many rad peeps!


Kinja'd!!! CAR_IS_MI > PS9
09/30/2014 at 10:53

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I have devised a clever scheme.

Lets just start spreading really bad, terrifically horrible rumors about them all and then see whom the quickest to respond is...


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > CAR_IS_MI
09/30/2014 at 10:53

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Yep. That's like the perfect job for a secret famous oppo.


Kinja'd!!! CAR_IS_MI > PS9
09/30/2014 at 10:55

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Just lying in wait for his term to be over so he can change his screen name to TheRealJoeBiden


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > CAR_IS_MI
09/30/2014 at 10:55

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Hmm...this could work...

I HEARD RALPH GILES SECRETLY LOVES PRIUSES

MARIA BARRA OWNS STOCK IN TOYOTA


Kinja'd!!! CAR_IS_MI > PS9
09/30/2014 at 10:58

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Elon Musk is secretly trying to take over the world.

Oh, wait. no. no. That one is actually true.


Kinja'd!!! Slave2anMG > CAR_IS_MI
09/30/2014 at 11:05

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Still workin' incognito...


Kinja'd!!! Jonathan Harper > Tom McParland
09/30/2014 at 11:06

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Yep, my thoughts exactly.


Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > PS9
09/30/2014 at 11:09

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I'm famous.


Kinja'd!!! McLarry > PS9
09/30/2014 at 11:33

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Doubtful... he's entirely too productive - a telltale sign of not spending time around here.


Kinja'd!!! mcseanerson > CAR_IS_MI
09/30/2014 at 11:37

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Elon Musk is secretly in bed with hydrogen and hyping batteries to lower the price of hydrogen related stocks that so he can get a monopoly on the market and when he's ready Tesla batteries will start blowing up left and right.


Kinja'd!!! deekster_caddy > PS9
09/30/2014 at 11:45

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Lutz, absolutely. Musk? He's more likely to be on io9 or lifehacker.


Kinja'd!!! deekster_caddy > Leadbull
09/30/2014 at 11:47

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Incognito though? Famous at what?

I'm famous too, because Adam Ferarra answered my question yesterday on Jalopnik and my wife is from Long Island. Six degrees of separation!


Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > deekster_caddy
09/30/2014 at 11:51

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I'm famous because Adam Ferrara did not answer my question yesterday on Jalopnik.


Kinja'd!!! deekster_caddy > Leadbull
09/30/2014 at 12:00

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Cool, we are both famous!


Kinja'd!!! macanamera > PS9
09/30/2014 at 13:05

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NO I DON'T OWN STOCK IN TOYOTA

errrrr I mean, I'm sure Mary Barra doesn't own any Toyota stock. In fact, I'm 100% sure.


Kinja'd!!! El-Verde > PS9
10/01/2014 at 10:24

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Leno. I'm sure Leno is on here often.